[Maritime Q-Scout]

the best emcee is medicore in his presentations. He can't steal the show but can't suck. Keep it short simple, and about the bride and groom.

I didn't re-read if I posted what I did but here's what I used:

"The groom asked me to remind everyone that they weren't supposed to buy the bride a watch for their weddings as there already is a clock on the stove"

"A weddings is a very special time in two people's lives, and it's great that you call could be here to share this experiance, Webster's dictionary defines a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden"

I also gave a cheesy speal

"Love is waking up and thinking of someone else
Love is going to bed and thinking of someone else as you fall alseep
Love is smiling when you hear another's name
Love is laughing when you remember another's time spent with you
Love is
well Love is pretty much (insert bride and groom's names)"


thanks everyone, oh and announce the score of the hockey games if possible (I also did that, I believe I said "in the second period of play it is the Titan d'Acadie Bathurst 2, Halifax Mooseheads 1" to a mixed reaction from the crowd)