That's actually based on a true story. A friend invited me to a bar with a few players from his hockey team. We were sitting around, having a drink, talking hockey when an overweight woman came in. One of the guys I had just met starting going off "What a moo cow! If I was that fat I'd never leave the house! That's just disgusting. Who wants to see that? Do the world a favour and stay home." I just about clocked the guy. My friend must have seen that I was turning red because he got me out of there and I left. Had I been there a minute longer, I could well have had an assault arrest.
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