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Originally posted by calf+Oct 16 2004, 01:54 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (calf @ Oct 16 2004, 01:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Agamemnon@Oct 15 2004, 07:35 PM
I'm in Vancouver right now visiting family. Naturally, at the local pub, I started badmouthing Vancouver and pumping the Flames.
A guy next to me leans over after I make a Cloutier comment and says;
Him: "You shouldn't be mean to that guy... it's really too bad what happened to him..."
Me: "You mean getting injured in the playoffs?"
Him: "No, didn't you hear? He tried to commit suicide.
Me: "Really?!?! I never heard about this, is it recent??
Him: "Yeah, he threw himself in front of a car, but it went between his legs".
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That joke never gets old!!!
I remember my dad telling it to me as a young(er) lad...'cept with Mike Vernon, or more recently, Roman Turek :P [/b][/quote]
Yeah, I thought it was too funny for some bar-fly in Langley to have originated it. Never heard it though, it was friggin hilarious.
