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Old 10-15-2004, 07:54 PM   #4
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Originally posted by Agamemnon@Oct 15 2004, 07:35 PM
I'm in Vancouver right now visiting family. Naturally, at the local pub, I started badmouthing Vancouver and pumping the Flames.

A guy next to me leans over after I make a Cloutier comment and says;

Him: "You shouldn't be mean to that guy... it's really too bad what happened to him..."
Me: "You mean getting injured in the playoffs?"
Him: "No, didn't you hear? He tried to commit suicide.
Me: "Really?!?! I never heard about this, is it recent??
Him: "Yeah, he threw himself in front of a car, but it went between his legs".

That joke never gets old!!!

I remember my dad telling it to me as a young(er) lad...'cept with Mike Vernon, or more recently, Roman Turek :P
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