I'm in Vancouver right now visiting family. Naturally, at the local pub, I started badmouthing Vancouver and pumping the Flames.
A guy next to me leans over after I make a Cloutier comment and says;
Him: "You shouldn't be mean to that guy... it's really too bad what happened to him..."
Me: "You mean getting injured in the playoffs?"
Him: "No, didn't you hear? He tried to commit suicide.
Me: "Really?!?! I never heard about this, is it recent??
Him: "Yeah, he threw himself in front of a car, but it went between his legs".
