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Originally Posted by Reaper
I'm 40 and married with no plans to ever have children. I married a woman who feels the same. When people ask when we're going to have children I tell them that I make enough money to pay someone to do the chores as opposed to creating someone to do them.
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Tell them your saving up because you wanna buy a hard working one from Laos or China. Don't laugh, and they won't ask again.
I have kids, but when people talk about children my standard input into the conversation is
"I love kids, but I couldn't eat a whole one!"