Made the rookie mistake of being too polite at a buffet. I waited for all the elderly and the young to go first. By the time I got up, the buffet had been picked over.
Vultures leave more food behind.
By the time I got to the prime rib guy, the only thing I had on my plate were chicken skewers and ranch dressing. Luckily there was a lot of rib left so when the server asked if I wanted an end piece or a middle piece, I responded with "just keep serving until you can't see the plate."
I had prime rib with prime rib and a side of prime rib topped with prime rib and chicken skewers and ranch.
And the gravy?
Ooooooh baby there was gravy!
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