[dissentowner]

Originally Posted by hmmhmmcamo

haha fight for my life? What do you want me to do or say to defend myself that I haven't already said.

How about this...

My power, once activated, allows for me to dispatch dozens of magical rainbow unicorns from my ass that will scour the land looking for Mafia. When all the mafia is found, the unicorns will give them sweet little kisses on the nose, and they will be saved from the evil mafia and all will become trustworthy town people. Same goes with the remaining cult members. Together, we will all live happily ever after and no one will ever die again. The End.

Or maybe it isn’t?
Or maybe it is?
Or maybe it ‘s isn’t?
But it would be pretty cool, right?

Ok, he is worth keeping around just for that power!!