Susan Smith!
How does one become an anthem singer, anyway? Open tryouts? Reality show?
I would like to see a reality show, actually. It would be called "The Flame of Patriotism". Barb Higgins hosts. Judges would be Jan Arden, Lanny McDonald, Paul Brandt's former bass player, and a rotating cast of one-timers that sees Shania Twain pass the flaming microphone on to the winner in a tearful finale episode!
Oh man, that would be good TV.
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