[Max Cow Disease]

I had one of these late last year (hotter than hell of course) to try and knock a nasty head cold and haven't been sick, haven't had to shower, and haven't been able to read since. They're a right good shock to the system, and I too had an employee that absolutely doused mine with sauce.

Tasty though. Be mindful of how you're holding the burrito as you consume, would be my advice. If you keep it upright the whole time, much of the goo will begin to pool at the bottom and bring upon you a false sense of confidence as you continue to munch away and think to yourself "wow, this isn't so bad!". That last third or so, however, will strike you with all of the might of a million turkey Mileys.