Well, at least it helps them meet their quota of players who actually have interesting nicknames.
Admit it, folks. You'd buy PPV tickets to see a grudge match between Big Ern (protector of Johnny Hockey) and the Carbomb.
(Especially if it takes place in an octagon and not on a hockey rink. But that's another story.)
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‘You see in Calgary, [Ryan] Huska is no joke. It’s good. He’s really set on a specific model defensively. If you can be reliable, you have the freedom to play offence.’
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