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Originally Posted by Sliver
I have a buddy who shat his pants on the bus. He instantly stood up so as to not let the crap soak in, instead opting to let it run down both legs and absorb into his socks. In his case, the bus was relatively empty, so he looked weird standing, but he was at least able to get home with minimal outward visible evidence of the accident.
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I'm not sure how everyone can just glaze over this story. I have quoted this for posterity.