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Originally Posted by pylon
How do we know he didn't shart his pants, and was too embarrassed to say something?
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I have a buddy who shat his pants on the bus. He instantly stood up so as to not let the crap soak in, instead opting to let it run down both legs and absorb into his socks. In his case, the bus was relatively empty, so he looked weird standing, but he was at least able to get home with minimal outward visible evidence of the accident.