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Originally Posted by Locke
Man, if I had a dollar for every time I had to fight leprechauns on the train I'd be rich.
I fight leprechauns like, 3 or 4 times a day.
Buncha basterds those guys.
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Who's tougher, the hobos or the leprechauns? I've always fancied my chances against a hobo, but the leprechaun is an unknown quantity - an experienced brawler like yourself could maybe give out some tips and advice.
As far as standing on the bus goes, my mother always told me I better give up my seat for gals and the elderly, or I'd go to Hell and burn, and she'd not lift a finger to get me out. Who should I disappoint, my mother or the suffragettes? Can you people not come to some kind of consensus? Seriously.