[Bring_Back_Shantz]

First of all have you ever tried to get a cheese stain out of the carpet?
It's really tough.

Secondly, cheese goes bad qucily. Living on my own it is difficult to buy a block of cheese that I will consume entierly before it goes bad.

Thridly, there are too many kinds of cheese. What's wrong with just good old Cheddar?

Finally that stuff is made with bacteria from a goats stomach. That is just nasty.