SON SAYS: Daddy, how was I born
DAD SAYS: Ah, well, My son, one day you will need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN.
Dad set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cybercafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from dads memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button nine months later the blessed little virus appeared.
And that's the story.....
