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Old 09-25-2014, 03:30 PM   #98
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Somebody washing their feet is gross? Assuming this person is washing their feet prior to prayer, then I'm guessing they wash their feet approximately a #### load of times per day. Their feet are probably cleaner than your hands.

At least their feet aren't occasionally grazing their faces, maybe taking a detour to picking a nagging booger while taking a trip to scratch their chin. Touching door handles, phones, food, other peoples disgusting hands, or even the disgusting sink handles/toilet flushers.

You could probably eat off this person's feet, they clean them so much. The toe-knuckle hair likely gets a good shampooing more frequently than my entire leg does. And no, watching the water trickle down your body and sift through the jungle planted on your legs doesn't count for "washing" but I don't want to bend over, dammit!

No, you know what's really gross here? Hands. Hands are revolting. Just think of everything you do with your hands. The places they go in, on, around, under, through, up, down, sideways. Sick. It's hands that are the real problem. I'm sick of seeing people wave their bony, germ-infested digits in the air like they just do not have any regard for caring.

You know what I like? Shoes that don't smell, and people that take personal hygiene seriously. When was the last time you actually sat down and washed your feet? This person hauls their, what I can only guess is an equally clean, ass up on the counter and goes to town on their toes as if God himself will strike them down if there's even a trace of sin jammed up in there. Multiple times a day! I don't even do that to my own balls. I wash them once a day and still think it's good enough to put into another person's body, and we all know that at the end of the day, it is far from a fresh spring meadow down there.

Can't a man just clean his feet in a bathroom in peace? I think I might just clean mine now.

Last edited by Yasa; 09-25-2014 at 03:35 PM.
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