Women are not all of a sudden going to start throwing them self at you because you drive a brand new Hyundai... or Nissan... or anything else... You might be able to drive around in a bright yellow car with a prancing pony on the front, or an angry cow, and you will get nightly treats with daddy issues, but not girlfriends.
Girls just want to date guys with big trucks because they are huge in the pants I hear. You can only buy big trucks if you are above average, its a law.
I suggest you buy a Miata and stop being the nice guy. Now girls will be throwing themselves at you... A bad ass mother f***er who drives a bad ass convertible.
and grow a big mustache.
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