We've got a ton of
these ladies around right now. They're alright, because they never go anywhere, just sit in the middle of their webs. Go for a hike and you're going to see thousands of them. They grow big enough to eat birds. (
nephila pilipes if anyone cares)
Then there are
these god-awful #######s heteropoda venatoria which are massive and fast as hell. I don't see 'em as much since I moved into the city from the mountains, and thank god. I found one in my underwear drawer one time. That sucked.