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troutman · 09-09-2014, 05:47 PM

Tommy: Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish?

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: It's ####E being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the ####ing Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete #######s. It's a ####E state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any ####ing difference!

09-09-2014, 05:47 PM	#15
troutman Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Crowsnest Pass Exp:	Tommy: Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish? Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: It's ####E being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the ####ing Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete #######s. It's a ####E state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any ####ing difference!