[Stanathan]

My apologies in advance ladies, and gentlemen who feel offended on behalf of ladies, I am going to stare at an attractive woman who is in great shape and is wearing tight yoga pants that make their curves look perfect and a top that squishes breasts out of them or creats glorious cleavage.

I am not going to stare at them for 30 seconds but probably 10 seconds and at least on 3 occasions if I'm so lucky. I am not going to stop working out while I stare and I'm not going to drool but I'll likely be breathing a little out of my mouth because I'm working out or running. I am also not going to get an erection, approach the woman, or say anything other than a hi if there is eye contact or maybe just a quick smile, nothing I wouldn't do given eye contact with any other person.

When I stare, it's not going to be anything different on my part then when I stare at an attractive muscle car that is in great shape and has a tight paint job that makes its curves look perfect and a hood scoop that squishes the engine out of it.

I don't think of molesting or assaulting the woman the same as I am not thinking of molesting or assaulting the car. I understand that I am the only one that knows what my motives are, but I assure everyone that in both cases I am simply appreciating and admiring something that is very well taken care of and should be admired.

My apologies once again for making a woman feel awkward and to all those car owners who want me on the "Sexual Offender of Automobiles Registry of Canada" because I was checking out their beautiful car.

Note: I hope no one gets upset that I seem to be taking this lightly because there are actual serious issues at hand but I'm a good guy who no one needs to worry about.