I'm going to a cabin in BC, getting a wee bit tipsy and playing as many rounds of drunken golf as possible. I intend to drink 3 days straight, but in all reality I'm sure in my old age I'll probably last one night.
Now that I can afford the inner child in me I'm also going to buy a whack of fireworks, and shoot them at the other campers. Bear bangers are a real crowd pleaser as well, so I might pick some of those bad boys. Needless to say, my show will be 10x what Calgary has put on in the past.
If the ladies get lucky I might just make another swimsuit from saran wrap too!!!
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