[Senator Clay Davis]

Tim's coffee black does serve a vital purpose: If you're feeling a little irregular, just down a glass of that and you'll have the runs in no time. Not sure any coffee does that quite like Tim's. pylon nailed it but it's not elitism, it's that even compared to the other coffees in that price range, Tim's comes in at or near the bottom. If you need anything more than a regular (1 cream, 1 sugar) to enjoy Tim's, you've automatically declared you don't like it because you need to load it up with diabetic coma levels of sugar to drink. It's like saying you love Jack Daniels but proceeding to pour a one ounce shot with 15 ounces of pop.