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Originally Posted by transplant99
Ahhh....the true "good old days".
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"Hey Billy ... what's the matter son?"
"Well gosh Mister, ever since mother went in for those heroin cough drops, all she ever does is sit around her room. She never cooks any more or cleans ... pop is gonna be real cross"
"That's ok Billy, we've got the fix for ya! Cocaine"
"Cocaine?"
"That's right ... cocaine! ... give your mother two of these cocaine drops and she'll be back in the kitchen where she belongs! In fact, we gave that strung out junkie two of them earlier and she's been in the kitchen all day cooking up bunches. It's meatloaf for dinner tonight Billy!"
"Meatloaf?! ... aww shucks mister, mother's meatloaf is terrible!"
"Well cocaine can't fix everything Billy ... just most things!"