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Old 08-18-2014, 01:15 PM   #40
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Originally Posted by pseudoreality View Post
1st date - something casual and short, like coffee or a pint.

2nd date - something active and fun like skating or rock climbing or if you have the cash a learn to fly orientation session.

3rd date - Cook her dinner at you place. Make something visually appealing and impressive. Then after dinner and some drinks make the ultimate panty remover - banana flambé. Fry banana in dark rum and butter, light on fire, then serve on vanilla ice cream.

Follow this system and you will get laid, I guarantee it.
Or better yet, casually mention how incredible your banana flambe is during step 1, when she says "OMG! You totally need to make this for me" suggest that you make it for her that night. Take her home, make flame, get laid and cut out step 2.
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