I can picture it perfectly. The Flames bring Conroy, Arnold and Gaudreau to the meeting. After showing him our depth chart and our immense depth on the RW position, Conroy has a "short" talk with Kevin about hockey, before the Flames brass show him and his agent an hour long video montage of Johnny feeding Hayes the pucks and the whole line ripping it up. Hayes will have no other option than to ask "where do I sign?"
