I'll spare you a picture but how about the 2008 Cobalt SS Turbo... yes a Cobalt... not for the styling but in case you didn't know, it's arguably the best performing FWD car ever:
in Car and Driver's hands, faster around a track than the Evo, 135i, IS F, S5, S2000, Challenger SRT8, Lotus Elise, G37, STI...
Boy it's fun walking all over people in a Cobalt. The supercharged/turbo models will always be one of my favourite cars ever.