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Old 07-29-2014, 01:47 PM   #57
Daradon
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Originally Posted by old-fart View Post
What's that you say? Some crazy religion has some crazy custom/tenant/ceremony/book/belief? You don't say....

In other news:
- Catholics believe they are actually eating the body and blood of some ancient Jewish dude during communion,
- Mormon's wear magic underwear,
- Scientologist believe the souls of long dead aliens that were blown up in volcanoes with h-bombs are stuck to you like dog turd on your shoe,
- Fundamental Baptists believe women should be subservient to men,
- YECs believe the Earth is only 6,000 - 10,000 years old,
- and most Christians believe that same ancient Jewish dude, who was really actually his own father yet born to a virgin, sacrificed himself... to himself... to pay for sins committed to rules he himself defined and yet allowed to be broken... all because of original sin which was eating a fruit from the "tree of knowledge" because Adam and Eve were tempted by a talking snake who somehow the magic sky fairy couldn't see or stop, and didn't bother to warn Adam and Eve about.

Religion, all religion, is filled with the ridiculous. A Muslim jihad against dogs isn't even in the top 10 of most moronic things religious people have said/done.
Awesome man! Very succinct.
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