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Originally Posted by hayduke's dad

A few years ago I had to go see the proctologist. I lay in a cold room under a paper sheet wearing a half paper robe. I was not feeling olympic. In he comes and asks me if it is ok if he brings his student in with him. I agree and in comes this mid 20's girl. I just wanted to get it all over with and get out. Anyway she has her finger up my butt while she is down there and tells me to push like I am having a bowel movement. I give her a lame one and she tells me to really push like I am having a bowel movement. Well I do and I blast off a huge fart in her face while her finger is still up there feeling the force. I could have died. Only one way to come out of that after apologizing and that was to ask her if she wanted to go for lunch later on that week.

Ok, you win.

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