[Jimmy Stang]

Originally Posted by pylon

True story, back in the "Too good to be true." Airmile days, they had a deal where if you bought 4 cleaning products, you got 50 Airmiles. They had these brillo pad things that were on sale for 69 cents, and they qualified for the promotion. So for $2.76, you got 50 air miles. I scoured every Safeway in the city for them and mind-blowingly, nobody at Safeway caught on. I picked up 500 Airmiles a day, for $27.60 +tax a day, for a week. 3500 air miles, or 3 return flights to Vancouver + a $50 gas card for $193 bucks. On the third day, I just started dumping the brillo pads in the Charity hamper by the door. I even asked the cashier if I could just pay for the brillo pads, and leave them there.

Please tell me that you buried that gem of a pun in there intentionally.