A few years ago I had to go see the proctologist. I lay in a cold room under a paper sheet wearing a half paper robe. I was not feeling olympic. In he comes and asks me if it is ok if he brings his student in with him. I agree and in comes this mid 20's girl. I just wanted to get it all over with and get out. Anyway she has her finger up my butt while she is down there and tells me to push like I am having a bowel movement. I give her a lame one and she tells me to really push like I am having a bowel movement. Well I do and I blast off a huge fart in her face while her finger is still up there feeling the force. I could have died. Only one way to come out of that after apologizing and that was to ask her if she wanted to go for lunch later on that week.
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