1) Highschool, grade 12. Friend throws a party at her house. At the time, I was really good friends with her and was also friends with her younger brother.
I get myself nice and tipsy, and proceed to use the washroom. Out of no-where, a lit sparkler appeared. Needless to say, I was highly surprised along my urine's trajectory. It was not good. I determined that my friend's younger brother had thrown a sparkler under the bathroom door.
2) University time. I had a rough month with gastrointestinal tract issues (Salmonella), following a bout with the flu (SAlmonella was a secondary infection). I decided to take a leak before I left school. I regret that choice.
As I stood by the urinal, I put pressure by flexing my abdominals to expel that last bit of urine. I suppose it worked....but not for urine. I had shat myself.
A busy train ride, and I was home. However, it was a highly noticeable smell, made known by an apparent force-field.
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