True story. Back in grade 7 while sitting at the back of the classroom my stomach was grumbling and I knew it was only a matter of time before I passed some gas. I tried to hold it back but it came out sounding like a machine gun going off. Immediately the whole classroom broke out in a chorus of lauughter. The teacher quickly looked up with a look of dissaproval asking who did it? Everyone was looking in my direction and I had to think quickly. I remember looking at the kid beside me and saying nice one! Poor kid had to take the blame and punishment
