Since I'm making an ass of myself, another guy was talking about his wife at work and I made a remark along the lines of her being a mail order bride..."we've been married 17 years and have 2 wonderful children" was his reply...she was in fact a mail order bride *facepalm*
Feeling especially clever one day I asked our driver of Asian ethnicity if a mosquito bit him would it be hungry a half hour later, that didn't go so well either, his brother went into a big spiel about Western Chinese food vs real Chinese food which turned out pretty funny....over the last 10 years I've learned to keep my trap shut.....sort of.
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