I was on a trip to Costco (alone) and decided to grab a hot dog before shopping. While sitting at a table eating, I was admiring a very attractive girl in the line. Pleased with this image and distracted by the taste of marvelous tube steak, I'm startled to realize she has purchased her food and is standing beside my table asking "do you mind if I sit at your table? All the other tables are full."
My response: "I'm sorry, I can't - I'm married"
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