We were dining out at a Chinese restaurant here in Calgary one day, and I was trying to get my son to eat different foods, so I'd tell him, "hey, those green beans have green power!", or "these peppers have red power!". Anyway, we get our steamed rice and take the lid off and he yells out excitedly, "ya! white power!" in the restaurant full of Asian people. Fortunately, I don't think anybody in the restaurant understood exactly what my son had just blurted out.
Another time, when I was much younger in Kelowna, I really didn't care much about my clothes and just wore whatever I could find, because I was a broke student. This particular time, I didn't have any underwear, but I didn't really think about it. I was biking along the highway and this lady does a double-take, sticks her head out the window and yells, "nice balls!". I looked down and noticed that there was a gigantic rip in my shorts and I had been exposing myself to everybody.
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