-Getting in an elevator after work to walk to the train. Someone from the company gets on along with you, and just happens to be going to the station. So not wanting to seem like a dick, you walk/chat with them all along the way. Then when you get to the platform, you usually like to stand at the exact same spot. You have no idea where they like to stand. The other person feels the same way. Neither of you asks where you normally stand. So you both end up waiting right at the very front.
-Dropping a fart in your office and of course 2 seconds later the hot girl on the floor walks in. She notices. You notice she notices. Awkwardness ensues. But she takes in like a champ. Then it happens again the very next day. She finally says something like ''if you didn't want me to come in your office, you could have just told me''. F#$@
-Call in sick for work, and the person who normally would cover for you also happens to call in sick. You both look like slackers.
-Talking with a coworker about something work related. When you are done speaking to each other, you head to the washroom to drop a stool. 2 stalls, one is occupied. No problem, you take the other one. Horrid sounds from both stalls. You both get out of the stall to wash up, and it's the same co worker you were just chatting with. Neither of you say anything to each other, yet you both know what the other is thinking.
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