Another one I just thought of was I had just stated dating this new girl and she brought me to have dinner at her parents. I was nervous as hell and kept thinking they didn't like me (turns out I was right) and somehow the subject got on squid, can't remember how and I blurt out "Oh yeah, they have long flowing testicles". Immediate silence and everybody staring at me as I start stammering "tentacles! I meant tentacles!"
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