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Originally Posted by Senator Clay Davis
So when you work in retail you pretty much repeat the same lines to the point where it's basically robotic. Usually the go to one when they were leaving was "Have a good one'" (whatever the hell that means, as me and fellow employees once discussed). So I'm checking out this really good looking MILF and for whatever reason comes out "have a big one". Flush red face within seconds after that. Unfortunately it didn't turn out like porn and she didn't invite me back to her house.
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How about
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"Did you want a bag? No? Cool!.. *receipt prints* ..Did you want a bag?"