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Bill Bumface · 06-23-2006, 11:47 AM

Well after our circumcision thread I've been convinced to chop the snout off of the ant eater, but I'm just too damn embarassed to go to the doctor for it. I don't want him to have to smell the reek of my cheese factory.

I saw the oral suction method in Reaper's post, but I don't have any volunteers yet. So I was thinking kitchen scissors or maybe a butchers knife and a cutting board. Should I use a lighter to burn it clean afterwards?

Any other tips?

I can't wait until girls find me attractive in the pants region, this is going to change my life!

06-23-2006, 11:47 AM	#1
Bill Bumface My face is a bum! Join Date: Feb 2003 Exp:	Home Circumcision Tips Well after our circumcision thread I've been convinced to chop the snout off of the ant eater, but I'm just too damn embarassed to go to the doctor for it. I don't want him to have to smell the reek of my cheese factory. I saw the oral suction method in Reaper's post, but I don't have any volunteers yet. So I was thinking kitchen scissors or maybe a butchers knife and a cutting board. Should I use a lighter to burn it clean afterwards? Any other tips? I can't wait until girls find me attractive in the pants region, this is going to change my life!