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Old 07-18-2014, 02:29 PM   #5351
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Originally Posted by Table 5 View Post
Speaking of bad jokes, that reminds me I have to write a best man speech for a wedding in 3 weeks. That grinds me gears. I hate public speaking as is, trying to write a "funny" speech makes it so much worse.
Pick 3 stories that are funny and clean relatively quick. Put them in point form on a piece of paper and tell them as if you are telling a buddy.

Say a few words about the bride (all positive).

Put Smirnoff Ice under random Tables and ICE random wedding guests.
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