Every time I drive past Waterways I'm reminded of the total debauchery I experienced when I went houseboating.
The only way I'll ever do it again is with my kids. Even then I might vomit from the anxiety when I step foot on that dock, and flashes of WCW wrestlers, porn stars, fireworks and wheelchairs go through my head.
Anyone under 30 needs to do it at least once though.
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