It GMG that every time I take a #### I have to wipe my ass for at least 5 minutes. It started like 10 years ago. I don't know if I have too much ass hair or what. I take a dump every morning at 8am, I wipe forever. 30 mins later I have to take a big messy dump again, sometimes I need to take a 3rd one before lunch. I sit on the toilet and try to push for like 15 mins but it doesn't get it all out or make it any less messy.
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