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Old 06-21-2006, 02:33 PM   #79
The Jerk
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Thought I was gone didn’t you? I was out of the county covering the Stanley Cup finals in Carolina. A good game 7 although I must admit the wrong team won…

So I have been checking up on your little fake league here and once again there is a bunch of stuff that has annoyed me.

What’s up in Anaheim anyways? Everyone watch out or he’ll make a claim on all your wives/girlfriends/boyfriends…or in Sylvanfan’s case, a transvestite. The ducks just keep making claims on everything in site in the hopes that it will make that team better…larf! After what he did to that team, it will take eons to rebuild.

Apparently there is lots of hype surrounding the Montreal Canadiens and the potential for them to go all the way. The do have a decent team but it isn’t half as good as Nashville or the Oilers.

I have picked on the Oilers quite a bit in my previous posts and it is apparent he can’t take some criticism, so maybe I’ll just stay away from him this time, I wouldn’t want the old man to have a heart attack. The predators on the other hand have a good team but the GM is too annoying. He trades a lot but doesn’t really have a clue. He needs to get some trading lessons from some of the other GM’s if he is to stick around in the CPHL. According to recent history, GM’s have been fired for making bad trades on a consistent basis. Let this be a lesson to you, get advice before you trade or you might as well pack your bags and take a hike.

What the hell is going on in Chicago…is there any other player you can trade and then get back again. What kind of GM does that anyway? I completely understand why those cheap agents would rather not sign and then deal with Becky anymore.

The Hurricanes have finally come out of their shell and the GM has made a few trades. Ovechkin leaves town! He goes to the Panthers who ships him out ASAP…got a good return in Staal and depth BUT he traded Ovechkin after all! Dumb move if he doesn’t win the cup. Dumb move by a dumb GM….that sounds more accurate.

What is Mr. Cheese doing in Atlanta anyways? He thinks he is so good that he can just trade away all of his best talent and still be competitive? The sad part is that his team is still better than half of them out there. Some teams are just horrible. Want me to mention specific teams? Sure I will…Sharks, Nordiques, Stars, Jets, come to mind right off the bat. Sure those teams have mad some changes but more need to come if they want to b competitive.

Now, on to Eklunde. What are you trying to prove anyway? Are you trying to be the good guy here that everyone will like? Well let me tell you one thing, you don’t want to be liked by these losers. You start liking them and you will soon discover that your life is even worse! I have checked out your “blog” and have discovered that you really don’t have any idea what you are talking about. It is also not hard to figure out that you are indeed a current CPHL’r because of this so called “inside scoop” that you think you have.


In closing I would like to say that I have done some digging around and discovered a few things. Axel is still old. Cheese is also still very old. KevinGuy is a nerd. Goffie likes fish. notepic treats her players very badly. Jirihrdina is Eklunde. Supperfraggle is cool. Pallykins likes transvestites….wait a minute so does Sylvanfan. Looooob is a phantom GM. Trotta will be trying out for Top Gun II. Mjk123 doesn’t know how to ride a snowmobile. Angelino aint a playboy, he likes to play with boys. Beerfund could have a good team but he isn’t a very good gm. Schum is bum who likes himself a ton. Wu still looks like Auld. Flambers and radically red, you guys are old too. Noops thinks his team is good but it really is crap. C-moore, is he even alive? Protto is on the bad team list. Oilboy is new and the Oilers lost in game 7 of the Stanley cup finals…ouch. Droopydrew has a nice hat. Ovechkin will never leave St. louis now because the gm there is terrified to trade.

That’s all for today.
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