[jayswin]

Love it! The best part of this crusade is that most of these posters likely never look in here and will therefore never know they are being mocked.

Wiggum: I'd love to, Lou, but I'm playing tennis at the
Simpsons' again.
[pan to the next aisle, where Marge is overhearing
the conversation. Maggie grabs hold of her ears]
Marge: Ooh, Maggie, are your ears burning?
Lou: The Simpsons? You mean the L. A. Clippers of
backyard tennis?
Wiggum: [laughs] Yeah. They're easier to beat than a
suspect in shackles.
Lou: Pretty easy to beat a suspect in shackles, Chief.
Wiggum: Well, that's the joke, Lou. It's on the Simpsons
and their easy beatability. [they both laugh]
Marge: [gasps]
Mrs. Lovejoy: [walks up to Lou and Wiggum] I think they enjoy
being humiliated.
Mel: [joins in] I don't know what's sadder about the
Simpsons, the fact that we mock them, or that they
shall never know.
Marge: Ohh ...
Mel: Never, ever, ever. Ever.
[Marge gasps, and walks away]