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Old 06-20-2014, 11:30 PM   #39
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Originally Posted by CaptainYooh View Post
[dramatization:]

- Hi guys, the synchos in the tranny of my Tacoma went!
- Go f... yourself.
- This was the first and last vehicle I'll ever buy from you.

Not far off, but more like:

-Hey guys, shifting into second feels grindey
-Huh, well, according to the mud on your vehicle, you must have been abusing it
-Really? So the extra six grand I paid for the off road package didn't allow me to drive off road?
-Naw, you must have parked this thing at the bottom of a lake. A new tranny is $9000
-Right. Well since everything from the alternator to the f'n radio has self destructed on this thing in the 1.5 years I've owned it, do you think that maybe the tranny might also be a piece of crap?
-Nope. Beat it.

In unrelated news, in 20 years of driving, I've never killed a tranny. Except on my brand new truck. Amazing.

Suck a nut, Heninger.
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