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Old 06-14-2014, 01:40 AM   #1513
combustiblefuel
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Originally Posted by pylon View Post
OK sport....lol. Because being in your 30's means you lose drastic amounts of endurance and strength. My god you are ill informed.

This is my advice to you. Since you are able to average 40 KPH unassisted, on your 3 speed, 55 pound, west coast recumbent chopper suspension bike, with osteo arthritis and bad hips, I suggest you immediately contact BRC and Colnago for immediate sponsorship, because you are without a doubt the worlds most gifted cyclist. You should be making millions.
OK I'll get right on that. Colnago even said they'll wipe my ass for me in between stages of the race too. Golly gee If It wasn't for your swell advice I might have had to wipe my own ass. Although Theo the downside is they want me to shave my legs , wear spandex and stop smoking my prescription pot and start taking steroids instead.

Edit. Just to correct you this style of bike surprisingly was made popular in Europe.

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