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Originally Posted by JonDuke
They left a fairly graphic flyer in my mailbox about a week ago. 2 pictures. The left showed a young girl (under 10) playing with a dismembered Barbie doll. The caption read something like "You wouldn't let her do this to her dolls, so why let her do this:" and the second pic showed an aborted, chopped up fetus.
My kids are too small to reach the mailbox, but I can't imagine how upsetting it could be for other children/teenagers in the area that stumble upon that.
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You should take that photo of the 'chopped up fetus', scan it, bring it into Photoshop and put it on a plate on a dinner table (with fork and knife). You can add a bowl of mashed potatoes, a plate of roasted vegetables, and even some candles for some ambiance. Photoshop a family in the background if you have time, laughing and smiling while mom is preparing dinner with a big grin on her face.
Then write the following caption in a beautiful Victorian font: "
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."
Then put that sumabitch in an envelope and mail right back to 'em.