[return to the red]

after reading the entire thread, this is by far the funniest thing that has come up (no pun intended) in some time

a few things:

1) there are some things about people you really just don't need to know and if I ever meet any of you in person it will be way too disturbing (neeper, Redman, J-pold) Firefly I can deal with.

2) 30% less stimulation getting the chop? as long as you get to the destination It's all the same in the end. Besides, I would rather take the scenic route anyhow

3) I will be gettin my little guy chopped if I ever have a boy. Rather him go through life as a German soldier then have to deal with a cuban missile crisis!