[northcrunk]

Originally Posted by squiggs96

Sadly, the lady roofied him later that night, emptied his bank accounts and stole all of his valuable possessions from his house. The media did not pick up the story as they dubbed it black on black crime.

In all seriousness, I think I ruined the only chance I ever had talking to a girl in a Safeway by trying to make a nice melons joke. I regret nothing.

#yolo